yeah, so, my ego threatened to destroy the universe back in 2003

[m_d_h]

yeah,

so instead of destroying the universe, I'm downing a shot of tequila, but slowly, in sipping parts (because GERD), while impaling my ass upon my largest and most granular butt toy, while rewatching Picard,

and inhaling poppers,

I took my cage off, illegally, but it's OK, I'm in no danger of having an orgasm,

and I drew tomorrow's card early, illegally, but it's a 2 of Clubs, which is useless, heh,

I need to keep impaling my ass upon my largest and most granular butt toy, while rewatching Picard, and sipping this shot of tequila, and inhaling poppers,

"you're alive!"

yeah, long ago I used to go out clubbing until 3am, and then I'd drive/walk/etc. home, and,

I haven't aged a day, instead the universe has aged around me, I'm still ...

about to break, about to age, about to submit, about to ...

break into song :-) you should hear the incomprehensible lyrics I sing while I'm taking this largest and most granular,

traveling without language