VirtualExile

Certain if the keys were not frozen I'd have unlocked by now ... I dearly desire to handle my cock ... the thought of the thaw definitely deters me ... yeah, I brought the block of ice back to the house in anticipation of maybe receiving my FMJ even though I think their business has died and they've used my money to buy guns for the apocalypse ... if I have to petition my credit card company for a refund I'll donate that cash to Feeding America ... but I'll remain locked in this Leopard ...

35 days, happy Valentine's Day, Bug, you're doing this to yourself because you love yourself and you would not actually enjoy the freedom you pretend to crave

If you can't have a Sir be your Sir

And if you can't be with the one you love, honey
Love the self you're with

Don't be angry - don't be sad
Don't sit crying over good times you've had

Turn your heartache right into joy
'Cause you're your Sir and you're his boy

with apologies to Stephen Stills, who is still alive and presumably loving the one he's with, his 76-year-old cock unlocked and unloading