modeling the Cum Deck

[m_d_h]

It is a deck of cards that is shuffled, and different cards have different powers, including powers to move cards between the deck and the discard pile, so the outcomes will be random and unpredictable ... but I did a bit of modeling and it looks like on average it would take over 200 days to get through the deck if I picked a card every day, with an average of 40-60 days in between orgasms.  Drawing a Joker on the first draw was kind of a fluke, what I'm experiencing now is more normal, having to wait for days, and weeks, and maybe months, in between orgasms.  Probably a good rule set for me to get through the rest of Quarantine -- I'm an advanced player -- I might even get vaccinated before the deck runs out.  If not, I can play through again, maybe without Jokers next time, to make it even harder.

Meanwhile, I'm so fucking horny :-)